Topic: International Awards for Terrorist and Disruptive Activities (IATDA)

Name: Amey Mahant
Place: Indore

Topic: International Awards for Terrorist and Disruptive Activities (IATDA)


“Hello friends, welcome to this first time ever International awards for Terrorist and Disruptive activities. We all have been waiting for these awards since two years. Let me remind you that we have gathered here to celebrate the growth of Terrorism and destruction globally. Myself, Dawood Ibrahim welcome you to this special occasion & hope that all of you enjoy the show from the bottom of your AK-47’s last bullet. We have tried our level best to keep the different terrorist organizations away from each other. But, in case any complexities creep in, I request all of you to co-operate and hold your fire till we sort out the matter. All the awards have been selected collectively by our jury members and public voting. We have put in every effort for the transparency of the selection procedure, any objections, despite of this fact, can be discussed after the completion of the show.

So, my Terrorist brothers and sisters, I initiate the show by 11 rounds firing with the new 50 km Mortar guns, which come from our favorite nation.

Long Live The Terror…………………………..

Doom…………Dhdoom………………Dooooom……………………..” Dawood said and gave the directions for firing.

“Hey Terrorists, we have kept 10 award categories & the person who has planned the particular tack will himself come here and receive the award. In case, the great personality has sacrificed his life for the noble purpose, anyone else related to particular operation can come.” Dawood said and thereon announced the first category of awards.

“First category of awards for IATDA is

Greatest attack on Secularism………..

………….and the award goes to Jarnail Singh Bhindranwale for his communal disturbance in Punjab. As he is not alive, his grandson will receive the award.” Dawood announced.

“Congratulations, Mr. Bhindranwale”. Dawood exclaimed.

“Thank you very much, Bhai, I think my grandfather really deserved this award, thanks.” Mr. Bhindranwale responded.

“Here comes the 2nd category of awards,

Maximum number of people killed in an attack………..



………….as we know, there is no doubt that this award is won by Mr. Osama bin Laden for his unforgettable work”. Dawood reckoned.

“Congrats, Mr. Laden” Dawood said.

“Thanks Chote, I’ll only thank all the people who voted for me.” Bin Laden pleaded.

“May I tell you that this attack took the lives of more than 2500 people” an overjoyed Dawood spoke.

“Hu hu…….Ha, ha……..Long Live the Terror……..” the people shouted.

“Now, ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to announce the 3rd category of awards


Most successful organization in its territory………….

…………….Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE) is the winner of this award. I call upon Mr. Velupillai Prabhakaran, the founder-chairman of LTTE.

“How does that feel, Mr. Prabhakaran??” Dawood asked

“Well, it’s a great felling when you are rewarded for your sustained efforts. It has been quite a long time for LTTE to come before the media” Prabhakaran answered.

“Thank you Sir” Dawood thanked.

“Friends,” Dawood continued” after these three categories, lets move on to some entertainment. We have top three pop singers, Britney, Jennifer and Shakira who will perform turn by turn. But, before that, let me tell you an interesting thing that all the three were not ready to perform in this event (Everyone hisses). Hey people, don’t become furious because Al-Qaeda guys have threatened them for their life & they are here in front of us for their thrilling performances” Dawood said and left the stage.

The three singers looking charming, as ever, had a fear in the center of their eyes & their beautiful bodies, not looking that fresh and charismatic which they usually look. Still the performances started one-by-one.

After 45 minutes of heart-breaking & terror-world- rocking, sizzling show, the host of the evening retained the stage.

“I would like to call upon Mr. Prabhakaran to announce the next three awards”Dawood said.



Mr. Prabhakaran took over as the host of the evening.

“4th category of awards is

Best attack on the democracy of any nation

……………..and the award is jointly won by Lashkar-e-Taiba and Jaish-e-Mohammed for their superb combined exercise. Mohd. Afzal, who is in solitary confinement, can not come to receive the award. Hence, I call Mrs. Afzal to receive the award” Prabhakaran obliged.

“It’s an honor on the part of my husband and our family to be awarded. My husband (starts weeping slowly); who is presently in Indian jails will definitely cherish this achievement. Thank you everybody, for choosing my husband and I promise you on his behalf that he will be acquitted pretty soon & give another opportunity to be proud of him.” She said in a choked voice.

“5th category of IATDA awards is:

Best Planned Attack

……………and the award goes to attack on World Trade Center.”

“Congrats Mr. Laden, this is your 2nd award for tonight.” Prabhakaran asked.

“Ya, it’s only the love and support of you people that I’m getting.” Laden said.

“Execution is the most important part of any operation. 6th category of IATDA award is based on this fact

Best bombing executed successfully

……………… there was a tough competition for this one, but award winner is Dawood Ibrahim for Mumbai blasts” Prabhakaran said.

“Thanks everyone. This was one of my best jobs ever done. I express my respect to the faith shown by others in me and I’ll definitely come up with some new projects in the future.” Dawood exclaimed.

“Friends, we have marched on to almost half of the event. At this stage of our program, allow me to take an important pause. We will be showing you the video tapes of top five successful missions accomplished. I hope you would enjoy them” Prabhakaran informed and signaled the technical personnel to start the show.



The video show started with the clip of attack on Parliament & ended with WTC-twin tower attacks. After 25 minutes of success-watch, Dawood returned to the historic stage.

“Cruising through our programme structure, its time now to declare the 7th category o awards. IATDA award for

Best Terrorist organization working for Liberation

……………award goes to Palestine Liberation Organization setup by Mr. Yaseer Arafat. As he is not with us, his successor Mr. Mahmoud Abbas is here to receive the award.” Dawood said.

Dawood gave the award to Mr. Abbas.

“I’m very glad to know that the Liberation efforts which we people are working for, have such an importance in the eyes of International Terrorist community. It’s very nice for me to receive this award and it will surely drive our efforts exponentially.” Mr. Abbas thanked everyone.

“Next category of award is the symbol of unity and discipline. IATDA award for

Most successful Terrorist organization

……………..Al-Qaeda, which truly deserves this award, has got many significant achievements.

“This time, Mr. Laden, has sent me to receive the award. I’m grateful of him to assign the post of Commander-in-Chief of such a glorious and respectable organization. Thank you Sir, I owe this award to you.” Ayman-al-Zawhiri said.

“Guys, the award which is now coming has been the most eagerly-waited award

Most respected and popular Terrorist in the World

………………and the award goes to none other than Mr. Osama-bin-Laden for his precious, devoted & dedicated work for the growth of Terrorist community.

“Thank you Dawood. But, I think, you exaggerated my work and extrapolated my efforts in this statement. I’m a sincere terrorist & on my part I’ll try my best to shake this Earth from the innermost layer of the core. The most important thing is continuous and sustained efforts towards our goal. As the saying goes,” We only see obstacles in our path when we remove our eyes from the ultimate objective”. We should always be focused on our aim. I can only make one promise that till I’m alive I’ll not let Terrorism


Fall down to Earth, but surely make this Earth fall down to Terrorism” Laden raised his hands and shouted “Long Live The Terror”.

Audience gave a standing ovation to Laden & clapped with their highest energies. A wave of happiness blew through from the VIP seats to the last seat in the Auditorium.

“Thank you, Sir, your words, as always are like a bouquet of fresh roses wrapped in a beautiful paper, spreading their fragrance to the youth. We cherish your points and will definitely try to follow your path as you are our role model.” Dawood said excitedly.

“Ladies & Terror men, we are moving towards the last award of this evening. But before that may I call upon Mr. Ayman-al-Zawhiri, Commander-in-Chief of Al-Qaeda, to carry on the show forward. He will monitor the telecast of the messages of some eminent personalities from different countries who support us. It also carries the message of the President of our Love-Land. These people could not come here to attend the show.

“Sir, please” Dawood transferred his charge.

“I’m starting a telecast of messages from these 23 personalities which are quite important with the perspective of global terrorism.” Al-Zawhiri started the telecast.

Al-Zawhiri retained the stage after the 35 minutes of the message telecast.

“I’ve got this opportunity to deliver the most important award of tonight. 10th IATDA award for

Most Suffered Democracy…………….goes to…………

“INDIA”.

“Let me call upon Mr. Dawood Ibrahim to receive the award & speak something about his experience” Al-Zawhiri said.

“This is due to God’s grace that I got this award. First of all, I thank him for his care and expect his blessings in the future too. Thirty years, I have been spreading Terror & Destruction in India. It has been a long journey, but as India is a soft state, I ruled first two decades. Last few years have been the struggling time for me. Indian Intelligence Bureaus forced me to flee from India to Dubai, Dubai to Pakistan and many other our-people countries…….”

“But they have not catched you yet??” Al-Zawhiri questioned him.

“Ya, they have not even touched me until now. Taking their lethargic approach to my advantage, I successfully executed the 1993 Mumbai bomb blasts and have been active through direct and indirect incidences. I, too, promise on my part to my beloved

community members that I’ll never let the glory of Terrorism and Disruption fall in India & make you people proud many times.” Dawood promised and took his charge again.

“There is one more important information which I want to give you. The IATDA forum is also gifting every award winner with a sum of 10 million pound & a newly created, fresh from our aviation unit, four-seater, heavily-destructible, non-traceable(on radar), supersonic, fighter aircraft named Udan-e-Jihad. Both of these things are provided to support the particular organization in their upcoming missions.” Dawood informed happily.

“It was really nice to have all of you attend this superbly-crafted show & I wish everyone success & glory in their future prospects………..

Long Live The Terror “