Topic: Thinking in the Toilets............Have you tried it????

"If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope
For it".........

It was only the matter of reading this great sentence from Albert Einstein that I took the inference that many of my ideas are not hopeless It has been quite some time (some years, actually), which happened to be the time of weird ideas into my life. Philosophy says that weird people can't stop weirder ideas coming into their minds. It appears to be "the special case of significance" with some people like me.
Frankly speaking, the trash in the above Para is just to convince the reader that this particular article was the result of a Weird-idea-on-paper. Actually, it is difficult to digest something next-to-crap from a so-called intellectual and hitherto knowledge-based author. Hence, the explanation.
OK.........coming to the point. Have you ever tried Thinking in the Toilets???? Now, before your mind starts making the images of a superb shower and a Head-n-Shoulders into your hair, let me clarify that I am not talking about thinking in the bath room, infact, I am talking about thinking in the.......... I hope you got it....No.....Let me give it a sophisticated-kinda-try. Thinking in your "Fresh-hone-wala" area. OK. C'mon. Let's get real. It’s thinking in the Latrine. Sorry to my decent-sort-of readers. But, I think that this word really makes a connect with the topic.
Let us make a journey to what we usually call "Pakistan". You enter into the permit room (not of a bar, but a permit for farts) with the fragrance of Odonil [A question emerges into your mind that from which man's nose, Odonil has "Fragrance". I suppose it could be the comparative-smell-parameter which makes us feel so]. After sitting for a couple of minutes and completing the major part of your daily assignment, you wait for an overall satisfactory state to be achieved. For starters in Toilet Thinking, it is this time that needs to be focused. You can think of anything under the sun and believe me, it really works. The simple reason-There are no disturbances (until and unless, there's a waiting queue). According to my observation, the concentration levels in the Toilets are equal to or more than what we normally possess in the examination halls.
Gradually, as you tend to become perfect in Toilet Thinking, you can even start when you enter the venue and continue with the flow. Mobile phones also come handy when you want your thoughts to immediately take shape, but, hey guys, beware of the ever-dangerous pedder-hole. Toilet Thinking can cost you thousands of rupees if you are not enough careful about this particular thing. Trust me, until now, I have written about 40 SMS's as a result of the Toilet Thinking. The presentation and expression tactics of this and many other articles of mine are the product of Toilet Thinking. What to say about one of my friends, who recently wrote a book. He told me that throughout the life cycle of writing that book, it used to happen on many occasions that a mental blockage shown its face. It was the tool of Toilet Thinking which helped him cruise through the difficulties of Book-Writing. Another of my Engineering friends told me yet another implication. He used to go and sit into the Toilets whenever he felt drowsy at the time of Exam preparations. He says that resuming the studies after a "Trip-to-Pakistan" increased his concentration and he felt himself better equipped to deal with the upcoming problems. So, in this particular case, Toilet Thinking was more on the psychological side and instead turned on to become Thinking after Toilets.
So, after a long discussion on Toilet Thinking, we should wash out our hands and not only start thinking, but also implement those thoughts into our real Life. I am a hardcore supporter of Toilet Thinking and prescribe this to all of my readers and friends. I know very well that idea itself seems absurd, that’s why the topic goes.........

Thinking in the Toilets..............Have You tried It????